I obviously had no friends in high school.
This is a picture of me as a senior. If you can look past the cheesy smile, the tilted head pose, and the Jaclyn Smith K-Mart shirt, you will see them. The brows.
What. In. The. World.
Apparently I had no friends to tell me to wax those monsters. After much consideration, I have decided that I must be a direct decendant of Eddie Munster. Cheesy smile - check. Widow's peak - check. Munster brows - check.