This is a picture of me as a senior. If you can look past the cheesy smile, the tilted head pose, and the Jaclyn Smith K-Mart shirt, you will see them. The brows.What. In. The. World.
Apparently I had no friends to tell me to wax those monsters. After much consideration, I have decided that I must be a direct decendant of Eddie Munster. Cheesy smile - check. Widow's peak - check. Munster brows - check.
OH MY GOSH. I just laughed so hard I started to cry a little bit. and pee. just a little. bless your little high school heart.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA...Ashley, I needed you in my life at that time! You would have given it to me straight.
ReplyDeleteHoney, we all loved you anyway! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing...mainly because of your hilarious description.
ReplyDeleteBut secondly because I'm right there with you! Except I discovered tweezers my senior year so those pictures aren't as incriminating.
LOL!!!! and I mean that in a very supportive husband kind of way :)
ReplyDeleteYes, it is true. You were so hideous that you had NO FRIENDS. Nobody ever came around the house, I never had to explain to boys they could NOT take you parking in our driveway, you never went anywhere, and were a total recluse. Mom and I thought you would never have a friend, much less date. We had no idea how sad your life would turn out--marrying an Alabama fan. BTW, when you mom reads this, she will be crushed to finally realize why she never had any friends in high school.
ReplyDeleteWell, what can I say!!! Not a thing!!! I'll just ignore all of this and pretend you didn't even have eyebrows back then!!! Haaa, haaa, haaa!!!
ReplyDeleteluv ya bunches,
MOM
YOU MEAN I"M SUPPOSED TO WAX MY EYEBROWS???? NOW you tell me! :)
ReplyDeleteNo, Judy, you don't have to wax. If you looked like I did, maybe. Apparently I was attempting the Brooke Shields circa 1988 look...and failing.
ReplyDeleteOh and BTW...this look lasted throughout my high school years...and into my college life. THAT is sad. I didn't learn about the joys of waxing until the end of my freshman year in college!
yeah. I think I met you before your waxing phase. but all I could focus on was how skinny you were. so if it makes you feel any better, your skinni-ness outshone your eyebrowness...what???
ReplyDeleteI just blog hopped here - we know some of the same people. This had me laughing out loud. :o)
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