before my very eyes!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs...the image you are viewing to the left is no ordinary Breathe Right strip wrapper. This is a MAGIC Breathe Right strip wrapper! No, seriously!

I went to bed last night, and as I laid down to sleep, my nasal cavities immediately rebelled. This is an ordinary occurrence, so I keep a box of Breathe Right strips on my night stand for such emergencies. I took a strip out of the box and proceeded to unwrap it in the dark. (Yes, not only am I too lazy to get up to apply it, but I don't even turn the light on.) As I unwrapped it, I noticed a glimmer of light on the inside of the wrapper. It looked kind of like when there is a tiny speck of light coming through the curtains in a dark room. Well, I noticed that I did not see the speck of light on my hand, arm, or bedding. So I closed the wrapper and opened it again. Once more I saw the glimmer of light. 'Is this thing glowing?' I thought. 'Surely it is just some light coming in the window that I can't see except on the wrapper.' So, I took the wrapper under the covers and opened it again. Another glimmer of light! The inside of this Breathe Right strip wrapper GLOWS IN THE DARK!!! I'm not kidding. I did it over & over again. But it only does it while it's being opened, and it is just a tiny glimmer that goes away after a split second. No lie.

I'm keeping the wrapper for proof. Better yet - I should sell it on eBay! Right next to the pretzel shaped like the virgin Mary!