Ok, so my rubber band ball is still missing. I mean...who takes a rubber band ball?? At first I just figured someone took it to be funny, but the longer it is gone, the more I wonder if someone took it for real. But why? What would be the reasoning behind taking a rubber band ball? It really isn't that fascinating unless you have built it yourself. Which is why I am so attached to mine. [sigh] Anyway, someone also took down my MISSING poster for the ball. Apparently my cubicle is just free reign for the taking. I also came in this morning & my chair had been re-adjusted to a height for someone more like Baron's size than mine. GRRRRR. So I guess if you need any pens, tape, staple removers, post-its, folders, or miscellaneous trinkets I use to decorate my desk, then you can just come on by after hours & take whatever you want.
THAT's it...time to hire Magnum
ReplyDeleteJust yesterday I went into a friend's office and there sat a rubber band ball.
ReplyDelete"Where did you get that?" I rudely inquired. "Montgomery? Alpha? Laura Goins? Sound familiar?"
Unfortunately, this particular RB ball was found in his previous employer's office months ago. He swears he's never heard of a Goins. I'm still on the look out, though.
Um...thanks for the investigation, Travis, but I don't work at ALFA. Perhaps that is why your friend didn't know what you were talking about. It's the Colonial Insurance Agency. That's right...the CIA. I work for the CIA & I can't even find my rubber band ball.
ReplyDeleteniiiice. I think chad stole it. he needed it to make homemade croakies for his glasses when he plays bball.
ReplyDeleteChad wouldn't have the nerve to steal it. He is a "non-commenter"!
ReplyDeletewell this is just breaking my heart about this rubber band ball. i'm so sorry, laura. is there going to be a visitation?
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone in Montgomery worked for Alfa. My bad.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear you have given up the search. Good thing Jesus didn't do that for us.