That's hilarious! Glad the last line doesn't apply...that might be weird, but wouldn't it be funny if it did apply to someone out there and you walked around the corner, and bam! Something to blog about.
Haha...if that happens, BELIEVE me - I will blog about it.
That is a great parody! I knew the "nude" part didn't apply to you because, well, I've known you all your life AND you would have been promoted several more time.
Thank you, Paris.